Saturday morning, and Señor Puppet is not happy. Why? Well, the Crunchies were handed out last night, and it seems the non-existent Chrome OS won Top Crunchie, or whatever they call it.  No, wait- Best Technology Achievement.  Latest tirade is here, and while we’re at it, MP also blasts away at Palm’s Jon Rubenstein for his outrageous claim he’s never fiddled with an iPhone, not once.  How do we know MP is upset?  Easy to tell.

Here’s a pro-tip for people interested in improving Palm’s marketshare and long-term viability in about five minutes: shove a Palm Pre down the back of Jon Rubinstein’s throat until he stops twitching. There, I just doubled your stock price.