The world’s smallest drag racer! It’s so damn tiny not even Tila Tequila could find it – on the other hand, she couldn’t find her hind quarters with both hands if she had a GPS and a guy holding cue cards and a bullhorn telling where to put her hands, so scratch that.

Damn those kids nearly found my Lucky Charms!

Another miracle of university research. Lest you think this is scientists wasting taxpayers dollars playing LEGO with buckyballs, there are some real world applications for this now and in the future, so just open that closed little mind of yours right now droogies.