A week in a coma! Can you friggin believe it? Well, much is going on in the Fake One’s secret lair these days. Big news appears to be imminent. Bigger, even, than the tablet. And, for now, just as hush-hush. Also I’m sorry to inform you that I will be blogging today and tomorrow, but then will go dark again until Tuesday. Don’t take it personally. It’s nothing you did. Honestly. It’s not you, it’s me. Actually, we’re going to Hawaii for a few days with Chris and Gwyneth. If I can spare a few minutes to blog something, I will. Otherwise, just spend the weekend gazing at your framed photograph of me, and know that I am sending you positive vibrations.