Elvis has left the building

Actually it’s Dear Leader leaving the iPad launch event.  Valleywag, as is often the case, is trying to create hysteria and conspiracy where none exist. Case in point, this article. They call El Jobso’s departure from the venue a “labored old man shuffle.”

That statement is just quite ridiculous. I thought he looked healthy on stage, and the Reality Distortion Field™ was well within operating norms. Valleywag, go check out Area 51 or Dealey Plaza.  There’s more story there than this.