El Jobso: “Over 3 billion served”

In a statement timed coincidentally on the same day The Phone was released, Dear Leader allowed this communique to be released.  “Three billion applications downloaded in less than 18 months — this is like nothing we’ve ever seen before,” he said. “The revolutionary App Store offers iPhone and iPod touch users an experience unlike anything else available on other mobile devices, and we see no signs of the competition catching up anytime soon.”  More from USA Today here.