BTW, if you subscribe to the Mosspuppet’s RSS feed, you’ll have noticed he’s now getting a new body, complete with tats, tufts of old man hair in disgusting places and other things that made me lose my lunch over and over again with my fair lady. Anyway, if you get excited about felt puppet old men or old men who get felt up by puppets, that’s where you should be.

UPDATE: Mosspuppet is now showing off his bikini underwear. Yes, I did vomit.  In my mouth. A bit. smeck, smeck – hmm, sashimi.