You know you’re a geek if regularly quote at least 50% of the ones listed by Wire, you’re even worse if you knowingly use them all. Actually there’s this one guy at Best Buy who communicates completely by using these and other geek quotes. You oughta’ hear him  order takeout at the drive-in.

Here’s a few of my favorites:

YOUR GONNA’ NEED A BIGGER BOAT

OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL

BACK OFF MAN, I’M A SCIENTIST