steal an XBox - go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not get to see the iSlate next month

Jeremy Gilliam just couldn’t pawn the stolen XBox, he had to take it home and then turn it on, making him the next candidate for America’s Dumbest Criminals. Authorities located his alleged felonius carcass in a nanosecond and threw his butt back in the slammer before you could say, “Microsoft just pilfered code from another company and almost got away with it but trampled them just the same” !

LARS SAY: THIEVING BAAAAAD !!! XBOX, GOOOOD !!!!