Wii: It won’t get your fat ass off the couch

Says so right here. People will avoid exercise but jump for a third helping of pumpkin pie and vanilla ice cream with Ready Whip and a maraschino cherry or three. Shit, I never bought the crap that bowling and outdoor golf was exercise of any kind. Seems kinda’ obvious when you think about it. The only active Wii users are the ones you see in their freakin’ TV commercials.