Matt tells The Sunday Mirror: “This was during the 2007 British Open, in Scotland, and to be fair to Tiger, I was in costume both times, first as Vicky Pollard (right) and the second time as Bubbles Devere. Tiger was high on Ambien. To this day I’m sure he has no idea that I wasn’t a woman. Tiger was a marvelous lover. He was very gentle, and always considerate of my needs. I made a third attempt dressed as Florence, but he fell asleep before we could consummate our love.”