‘O pshaw, sales are down, figures not quite there, Wall Street’s getting disappointed, mmmmm, looks grim there Ruby, howz dat app store you’re building for the Pre comin’ along – wait, what, still trying to jailbreak into  ITMS?

Good gosh a’mighty, I can’t believe it, he’s like some Linuxtard trying to make the iPod work with with MEPIS or openSUSE. How ’bout chasing down them developers and make some stuff for your phone, buddy? No?

Next year, Palm will be running Android, just you wait.