“Look, okay, I’m friends with Randall and I saw him last night and he gave me the whole story. Like, the 911 calls are handled by a different network, so as long as everyone is using 3G they’re not going to disrupt voice service. But what’s the point? Honestly, you don’t have nearly enough people organized to even make a tiny blip in AT&T’s service. By the way, do you ever come to New York? Who handles your nightclub arrangements? Who’s your VIP concierge? Please tell me you don’t just stand in line and wait to get in when you’re at Tao or Marquee, right? Anyway, I’d love to work with you. And I can totally travel with you or even travel ahead and scope out the venue and make sure everything is in place. You’re friends with Sting, right? And Bono? Totally awesome friends of mine. Like, super close friends. Call me. Okay? I mean it. You’re cute. No, seriously. I love older guys. Hey, you know Larry Ellison, right? Do you think you could introduce us?”