Look at this. The Swedes are pushing us to approve some lame iPhone app, and of course, being Swedes, they can’t just sit around and wait like everyone else. Of course not! Instead, they have to dress up in stupid costumes and clutter up the sidewalks near our campus. And check out their stupid Web site, dearstevejobs.com, where they’re asking me to personally help them jump the line. Yeah. No. I don’t think so. God I hate Scandinavians! Not as much as I hate born-again Christians, but close. Real close.

Oh, and by the way — nice pants, Heidi.