“I’m serious, cabron. You’re going to destroy the markets. Banks will freeze. Lending will stop. The wheels of capitalism will grind to a halt. That mamon Randall Stephenson will be sobbing in a corner. So do it. Do it! Si se puede, am I right? Stick it to the man, and bring down the capitalist system. Viva la revolucion! Viva socialism! By the way, how’s the family? I sent you a few things for Christmas. Just a few small things, no big deal. I ordered from Amazon and paid extra for express shipping. Should be arriving in the next few days, okay? Give Jonny Ive a hug and a fist pump for me. We all love the new MacBook Pro. Gorgeous.”