“Seriously, I heard it kicks ass. It’s all in 3-D, and it’s about these Marine type guys who get sent to this planet where there are hot chicks that are like 10 feet tall. Plus, it’s James Cameron, and I loved Titanic. I mean, come on! You’ve got violence, and 10-foot tall space alien girls with huge boobs and smoking bodies. What’s not to love? So who’s in? Laura? Girls? Come on! It’ll be awesome! And I am bored to death just sitting around out here doing nothing. Okay. All right. Whatever. Be that way. I’ll call Dick Cheney. But you guys suck. I’m serious.”