Doctor, we can’t get a pulse

I’ve got three browsers here.  Chrome Beta (primary,) Firefox 3.5.6 (use regularly,) and…..IE8.  I don’t even have a shortcut anywhere for it.  I pulled it out last night for some reason, and it’s just so lethargic compared to the others.  It’s all about speed, and the first two are screamin’ fast.  I’ve played with Opera and Safari a lot, and those really move, too.  But who needs five browsers?  Anyway, this chart shows the inevitable. Eventually, this thing is gonna flatline.f