Dear Leader’s Christmas present to shareholders

Being Christmas Eve and all, El Jobso has decided to allow the stock price of Apple to close today at an all time high of $209.04, up 6.94 points (3.43 percent.)  Today was a shortened trading day.  Trading was fueled on reports developers were told to create versions of their iPhone apps that will run on a larger screen, in time for an event next month.  Well, well.