The soon to be revealed iSlate (shit, everybody else in the circle jerk known as the blogosphere knows the name of IT by now, so fuck the word of mouth/handshake NDA I had with my ex-other one who works for Verizon and she didn’t let me play with damn beautiful thing long enough and I wants it BACK NOW!!! Sue me cunt, I dare you SUE ME!!!! We’re in Texas, you nicotine stained Starbucks-addicted walking stick bug – eat a Subway BMT, fer Chrissakes!) has very distinct tactile feature lovingly reported on by Mosspuppet in his online blog which you should subscribe and read everyday. It might even create a few hundred thousand more neurons from the belly laughs alone.