Another one outta’ the Ballpark for Mosspuppet

The soon to be revealed iSlate (shit, everybody else in the circle jerk known as the blogosphere knows the name of IT by now, so fuck the word of mouth/handshake NDA I had with my ex-other one who works for Verizon and she didn’t let me play with damn beautiful thing long enough and I wants it BACK NOW!!! Sue me cunt, I dare you SUE ME!!!! We’re in Texas, you nicotine stained Starbucks-addicted walking stick bug – eat a Subway BMT, fer Chrissakes!) has very distinct tactile feature lovingly reported on by Mosspuppet in his online blog which you should subscribe and read everyday. It might even create a few hundred thousand more neurons from the belly laughs alone.