Proposed “elective surgery tax” would contribute towards paying for health care. If this tax goes through, you’re going to see a lot more “natural” looks at the gentleman’s club down by the airport. The chests of North Dallas and Houstonian debutantes would evolve into something less than cantaloupes in a generation, to say the least for our sisters of the SoCal persuasion. Faces would age again. Ugly would be the new “40”.

Money quote: But the argument isn’t just that taxing plastic surgery is bad for the economy. It’s also that plastic surgery itself is good for the economy. Call it a … (rimshot, please) stimulus package.

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