Our favorite fanboy hack, David “I’m Not a Journalist” Pogue, goes on CNBC to talk about the Droid, and practically drools over the nav package and the home dock. He says the iPhone is kind of “simple” compared to Droid, and that Droid won’t drop your calls in New York and California “like iPhone and ATT do.” Worst of all, when asked which he would choose, the iPhone or the Droid, he waffles and says, “It’s tough.” Um, David? That was not the correct answer. See the horrifying video after the jump.