FSJ Week in Review

U2’s Bono guarantees he won’t get a Christmas gift from FSJ, by singing to Bill Gates for his 54th birthday. Oh, and one more thing- see Dear Leader’s Greatest Hits here. Windows 7 release does nothing to stop the Apple juggernaut. Chinese iPhone launch wasn’t a total disaster. Some fellow named Ken Segall says he invented the name “iMac.” Finally, El Jobso exercises his classic, trademark humility in humbly declining the “CEO Of The Decade” award.