One thing that really makes us cringe is when trade rags do articles like this one in PC World where they ask 16 independent designers to pretend they work for Jon Ive and dream up some dreamy new Apple products that they’d like to see in their wildest dreams. Please, my dear friends, I know you love Apple. But this must stop. Okay? We’re not going to make an Apple-branded knife that also plays music. We’re not going to make Apple jewelry. For the love of all things holy, please stop. Much love to LastAngel for the tip.

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