Dear hacks: This is why you are hacks and will never work at Apple


So Mac Life, which apparently is some kind of blog or podcast or something, asked a bunch of gadget “experts” (read: wannabees) to try to imagine their dream Apple products. The shiny turd in the photo above was one of them. To see the rest, go here. On the other hand, they did include Veronica Belmont, and she’s looking fabulous. Sigh.