Borg ads causing televisions to crash


So says The Onion, and those guys do not make stuff up. Money quotes:

Although the commercials crashed nearly every available brand of plasma and LCD television, as well as afflicting older cathode-ray models, Microsoft spokesperson Sarah Machen insisted that the problem was not her company’s fault, and that it likely resulted from low memory, a fragmented disk, or perhaps an outdated video card. A press release issued by the software giant also advised televisions users to avoid quickly switching back and forth between programs to prevent any future crashes.

And:

“I took my TV into the store and they added a bunch of cards and stuff so I can watch it again,” Yoder said. “But the shows run really slow. Now it takes me an hour and a half to get through an episode of Scrubs. And sometimes this hourglass thing comes on the screen right at a good part and, by the time it finally goes away, the show is over.”

Namaste to Jim T. for the link.