What the hell happened to Lindsay Lohan?

Last time I saw Lindsay she looked like the girl in the photo on the right. But Katie just sent me a photo that she swears is Lindsay at some fashion show in Paris.What the hell happened?

Holy sweet Jesus climbing down from the cross! It’s like that Faces of Meth Web site. They’ll be using this to scare kids out of taking drugs. Or becoming actors. Or something.

Lindsay? Call me, honey. Papa wants to help you. God knows you need it.