We’re looking for two spies

Here’s the idea. We get one person inside the Borg, and one person inside the Googleplex, and they post items about what’s going on at their shops. Who’s in, who’s out, who needs to work on their personal hygiene. You don’t need to be “Fake Ballmer” or “Fake Schmidt” or fake anyone. You can just be a regular little worker bee with lots of opinions about how things should be done. Sense of humor and a taste for adventure are a plus. Send email and a sample of your work.