Went like this:

Q. What platform does Oracle run best on?

A. An overhead slide projector.

Same for Droid, apparently. I mean, it runs great on ABC and CBS and NBC. Not sure how it will run on, like, an actual wireless cell phone network.

Oh, it also seems to run well on blogs, like Boy Genius Report. And it makes a pretty sexy slide show too. But again — on a cellular network? I’m from Missouri. You’ll have to show me.