Larry Ellison is better than all of us

Valleywag has a great take on this year’s Oracle OpenWorld.  Mr. E kicked off his keynote with a 5 minute homage to his…boat.  He said, “It’s a great boat, you should get one.”  Can’t afford your own boat?  How about a polo or gear bag?  Aerosmith played the event, and Steve Tyler added: “Apple wanted us to play tonight, but when we compared Apples to Oracles, we knew which was the right choice. Thanks Larry!”  (Nice work by Alex Handy.)