Dear Gruber: I am not worthy

Well, you nailed it, you lucky fucker. Right down the line, you called every product we announced today. So, congratulations. We have no idea who’s leaking to you. But trust me, we will find out. Meanwhile, bask in the glow. Take a victory lap. Enjoy it. Today, I am your bitch. But know this: We will get you.

UPDATE: Commenters point out that Gruber did not predict the new remote. He also predicted new MacBooks, plural, and there was only one. But look. These are tiny details. The guy nailed it. You win, Gruber. Namaste.