NOW puts out a press release calling for Dave to be fired: “The National Organization for Women calls on CBS to recognize that Letterman’s behavior creates a toxic environment and to take action immediately to rectify this situation.”

At least I think they’re calling for Dave to be fired — to be honest, it’s not really clear what they mean by “rectify this situation.”

Which raises another point: Why is it that you ditzy fucking dames can never just say what you mean? Is that so hard? Is it beyond the capabilities of your foggy little lady brains?

I look forward to your letters.