And by the way, guess who’s the next victim of our logo police?

So you’ve no doubt seen the sensationalist, misleading articles about how we’re being a big bad bully and threatening to sue poor little Woolworths just because they totally ripped off our brand identity and logo. Well, sorry. But it’s our logo and if we don’t protect it, we lose it. We’re not going to sit here and let people clone our stuff. We’re just not.

Which reminds me: Let this be a lesson to you, U.S. Apple Association. And you too, Wisconsin Apple Growers Association. Trust me, farmtards. You do not want to take me on in court.