Suck it, Google! Suck it hard, you evil bastards!

Gmail goes splat. The Web goes into convulsions. We had nothing to do with this, I swear. But I have to tell you, we’re loving it. I just called Eric and left him a message, saying, Hey, dude, maybe you should call your big boyfriend Obama and see if his friends at the FCC can help you out of this one. Bitch.