Scary fanboy plays God, addresses me directly

Scary fanboy makes a video in which he plays the role of God, talking to me. Note that this loser dresses like me, and even sports a lame copy of my stubbly beard. I have no idea what this guy is talking about, but I do understand his fantasy about being God. Katie says it’s pretty common among the fanboys. If anyone can translate this into something normal people can understand, please do. Really. Does anyone know what he’s talking about? Caution: NSFW.