Oh, Gruber! We got you again!

Same trick: We feed you loads of bogus info, and sure enough, you print it on your blog as you make a bunch of big predictions. To recap: iPod Touch will get a camera; Jobso will not make an appearance; FM tuner in the Nano “sounds slightly odd to me.” But fear not — despite this one and your other recent bad call, the clued-in dudes at Alley Insider will still call you “Apple God Gruber,” when they republish your incorrect predictions. So, um, that’s pretty cool. And hey, to the rest of you idiots? Have you not figured out yet that there is no point — I mean no fucking point at all — in trying to guess what we’re going to announce, ever?