"Microsoft Offers Students Cut-Price Infuriating Crap"

The Daily Mash nails the Windows 7 low-price student offer. Just a sample:

The company said the operating system will be ready to download from 22 October and after clicking through all the user agreements and restarting your system 85 times it should be ready to install unsuccessfully by Christmas.

A Microsoft spokesman said: “This is a great opportunity for young people to claw at their skulls and scream ‘no, no, no, I do not want to load any more fucking updates, you utterly horrifying box full of evil’ while trying to arrange cups of coffees and study sessions with their new college pals.”

It’s worth reading the whole thing.