"Inside Sergey and Larry’s Brain"

That’s the title of another lame-ass book that’s coming out later this month. Who in the world thinks this shit up? Do you really need to wade through an entire book to figure out what goes on in the empty skulls of these two morons? I mean, look at these guys. The lights are on and no one’s home, right? Okay. Let me give you the quickie version. Here’s what goes on inside Larry’s brain. And here’s what goes on inside Sergey’s. Now you can skip the book.