Squirrel down!

Well, as FSJ first reported nearly a month ago, Eric Schmidt has been tossed off the Apple board. As Kara Swisher would say, you read it here first. And now I must run. I need to start scouring every blog and MSM outlet and having Katie Cotton send threatening notes, Swisher style, to anyone who writes up this announcement without giving credit to FSJ for the scoop, which I am linking to here, in case you didn’t notice it when I called your attention to it before.

UPDATE: AllThingsD re-reports Schmidt’s departure, but fails to credit FSJ for breaking this story nearly a month ago. Shameless.

UPDATE: In case you’re wondering how ugly things got between Eric and me, here’s the truth: It’s total war.