And he’s like, Hey, it’s your old pal Ruby, your best pal, remember me? Just wanted you to know that I’m sorry about what Eric did to you. Really. I mean he fucked you hard, didn’t he? Well, just so you know, everybody thinks it was just seriously uncool on his part. I mean, first he’s all acting like he’s your best friend, and pretending like he’s totally loyal to you, he’s working side-by-side with you on strategy and product development, and then what? Boom! He just goes and starts making products that compete directly with what you’re making, and worse yet, he starts talking smack about how your stuff is old-fashioned and out of date and his stuff is the cool new thing. And he tells everyone how you’re all secretive and monopolistic and exploiting customers, whereas he’s all open and friendly and siding with the consumer. Oh wait. Um …