At last, someone who makes me look good

This is Steven Tyler of Aerosmith, recovering from his recent fall from a stage during a concert. I thought at first it was Anna Wintour. Or Mary-Kate Olsen. Or this guy. I mean Jesus. Look at the neck. No, don’t look! Save yourself! Anyway, it’s Steven Tyler. He’s old and scary. Captions and Photoshop contributions welcome.