Check out this terribly mean-spirited piece about my transplant. Like, I designed my own liver that was made of shiny white plastic with one button, but it didn’t work. Haha. Money quotes:

Dr Logan said that if the hospital had used Mr Jobs’ liver design, ‘it would be bit like designing a mobile phone which could take photographs, surf the internet and give you directions to trendy restaurants, but would not actually be a particularly good phone’.

And:

Dr Logan added: “We gave him a liver which basically does the same thing as all the other livers but charged him twice as much as all the other hospitals. I’m sure he won’t mind.”

Assholes.