Dear friends,

Please check out my new blog, which I’m calling “Real Dan.” (URL is realdanlyons.com/blog.) I really was hoping to just take the summer off and relax, but stuff keeps happening and I can’t resist blogging about it.

I hope you’ll bookmark the site and/or add Real Dan to your feed readers. Most of all I hope you’ll start sending in your sicko ideas and strange photographs. The email for the new blog is simple to remember: realdanlyons@gmail.com. With luck we can all pick up where we left off, before Fake Steve decided to head for parts unknown. As my dear friend Bike Helmet Girl likes to say: Peace.