I’m not making this up. He says we’re not going to crack the corporate market unless we do a deal with RIM and/or the Borg. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Katie says she’s on it and will deal with Krakow pronto. To see the video yourself, go here. Says Gary: “They’re going to have to bite the bullet.”

Um, Gary? I’ve got something for you to bite. But it’s not a bullet, baby. It’s my ass. That’s right. Come on out here to Cupertino and take the elevator up to the Jobs Pod and you can bite my sweet tiny hairless ass. And while you’re at it, why don’t you put your glasses on right-side up? And catch a shave and do something about that big mop of straw hair, would you? You big slovenly Fred Flintstone look-alike.