Dear journalists: Leave my anus out of it

Look, okay, I screwed up on the Microsoft deal. And then I made things worse with the Google deal. That’s what you all seem to think. I still think we made the right move and that time will prove me right. You can agree or disagree with that. That’s fine. What gets to me are the cheap shots. For example, to start taking cheap shots about my anus? Totally uncalled for. Totally out of line. I just called our PR department and left voice mail (why does no one ever pick up the phone down there?) telling them that Marketwatch is now on our “do not call back” list.