Yesterday you will recall that old Monkey Boy got attacked with eggs in Budapest. Well, dear reader Brett wrote in saying you should see what the Russians did to harass Gary Kasparov, chess champion turned political dissident. They turned loose a flying dick — a dildo with helicopter blades — in one of his press conferences. Please note the aggressive response of the bodyguard. I haven’t seen a guy leap around after a dick with that much enthusiasm since the time I let Carson Kressley and Barry Diller catch a ride on my Gulfstream.

But I digress. For the full link to the Kasparov story, see here.