Surprise! iPhone users are happy

And fulfilled. And healthy. And good looking.

It’s great that Rubicom Consulting tells it like it is (and pretty much as we told them last year) and got the word out to Wired.

But they missed the memo that, effective immediately, all analysts and filthy hacks should focus 100% of their coverage on the soon-to-be-unveiled 3g iPhone.

And, not to quibble but Rubicon stuck in the bit about how some iPhone users carry a second, non-Apple product. That was their sad effort to appear even handed. Smart consumers, per our previous instructions, carry a decoy device only for pickpockets.

So, remember troops: It’s all about the new iPhone. That is all.