New word: "vistaster"

Believe it or not this one is going around in the hallways at Redmond, where one of our spies picked it up. Here at Apple we’re running a “definition competition” and of course all of the Apple faithful are welcome to join as well. Send in the best fake dictionary definition and we’ll have a bake-off here in the comment strings. Winner gets a free fake vegan breakfast with El Jobso and a shout-out from the stage at the WWDC, week after next. Also, much love and a huge namaste to anyone who can get this word entered into the Urban Dictionary.

FWIW the definition that’s going around at the Borg campus is this:

VISTASTER. n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization, eg., “Have you seen Speed Racer? It’s a total vistaster.”

vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.