Mouse on mouse violence

So the hacks over at Alley Insider unearthed this sordid little tale. Some crab-shankers down in Maryland are suing us over Mighty Mouse. Like they came up with it for their sad little devices.

WTF! Everyone knows El Jobso invented the minute mouse!

Hey, Man & Machine Inc., of West Street, Landover, Maryland? Yes, I’m talking to you. We’ve got our eye on you. And by “we” I mean Moshe. In cases like this, why go to the mouthpieces, when you can go directly to the muscle?