En garde, twittertards

I’m not supposed to talk about this but it’s too good to hold back.

Apple blazing trails again, this time with a gadget that will silence twitterers at will. Regardless of their device.

Imagine the chagrin as the twitter mobs get revved up only to have their peckings dissipate into the ether! What will Scoble do if he can’t tell the world when he’s sleeping. When he’s awake. When he’s being annoying (which face it, is all the time)?

Sweet. Wonder how much Sarah Va-Va-Voom Lacy would pay for this baby?

Maybe we’ll trot it out at the already-sold-out worldwide developers conference.

Maybe not.