Apple retailTard in England hating on customers

Attention retailTards — I know our customers are assholes. I know you hate them. I know you hate your jobs. But please don’t make videos complaining about them. Bokay? Also, if you do make videos, please don’t advocating hitting children. Not cool. Okay? Moshe has been dispatched to take care of this particular shithead. And we’ve contacted Squirrel Boy to see about having these videos taken down.