Why do Mac fangirls all look like this?

Yeah, yeah. There’s iJustine. But let’s be honest. You walk around the floor at Macworld and the few women who even show up mostly look and sound like this She-Woz. Sigh. It’s always been this way. And it really pisses me off. I mean come on people. I mean even the Linux freetards are outgunning us. And that’s just sad.